(Source: ladyoftucson)
i think this would feel like a bunch of little kisses
Or immensely mind numbing pain as your soul is sucked out through satans evil black starfish minions
aren’t you a ray of sunshine today
you do realise that starfish actually eat you from the inside out if you drown at sea
they make look cute
but they’re just fucking waiting for their chance
I knew it
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight
(Source: shavingryansprivates)





